@soup dad did you sodomize yourself too much you idiot. Bloody diahrrea isnt good m8

I'm pretty good!! Gonna get out of bed n do stuff. Might come up with some last minute new years plans. @Endecros

@Soupmeme if I do my laundry will you get out of bed?

@Deleted User yes

👌🏻 👌🏻 good stuff, dpeends if they ever actually get done tho. like people who say theyre gonna do somethin like 9 years in a row haha

Naw like

Plans with friends

Get out of bed you lazy ass

Get up

Already did, like an epic gamer 😎

Sweet now go get that victory Royale

Who the fuck still uses powdered laundry detergent

I do

Honestly

what's wrong with powder

The pods is where its at

Expensive and gay

For cleaning and not eating

@Deleted User hand 💦 💦 💦 💦

Next you're going to tell me you use witch-hazel instead of rubbing alcohol

Hand/10

no I'm just cheap the power is fuckin' cheap

Fuck why's it keep

Uploadomg

Fuck

Uploadong

What the fuck mobile discord

You really like that picture

My new years resolution: burn my minion shirt

The app can't seem to get enough of it

Mine is 1920x1080

Lmfao

a GP?

nigga I dont have insurance

no sometimes I poop alot in one day, and it starts to bleed

Go to the NHS and tell him that your breast make you feel bad

Boom free GP

At least it doesnt hurt today

Uhh tmi

He's in the us