and are pissing in the wrong direction

imagine that, toilets are actually designed backwards

for pissing

this ends up in a total shitshow of a toilet

but women will continue to claim they fart rainbows

Poping a squat is not an easy feat. I've spent a considerable time in Asia and had to use their squat toilets... it is a mystery to me how anyone can control that

go to the gym

you westerner

no reason for gyms in Asia

can squat anywhere

So ok, you assume squat position yeah, and then you pretend that you're a rocket and put full energy on blast

yes

HIGH ENERGY

Another way is to pretend that you're going super sayan

My fragile western constitution cant handle the Oriental food...it creates additional logistical difficulties

My British constitution scares off Indians

They make the Curries Spicier and we still eat them

I can handle spicy. But duck blood, pig ear, chicken anus, silk worm larva, that shit will make you sick as fuck

if it did, how did we conquer the world?

The British can eat anything

Brits set up their own gated communities. Did not alow the local in. Saw an old sign in Shanghai that said "no dogs or chinese alowed"

the spanish got about as far as Africa before they were complaining about the weather and the coffee

look at the roman empire

that's the distance before they ran out of pasta

That's why the Germans stuck to conquering Europe. They cant eat anything spicy

You're supposed to avoid public bathrooms like the plague if possible

nah. why dirty your own toilet?

why use your own toilet paper

why pay money for something you wipe your ass with at all?

know a janitor and she says that the worst restroom to clean is females ones, she describes fellow females as pigs on two legs. a big problem is that a lot of them hovering over them while peeing and half of it miss the target

I'll personally admit to pissing all over the floor just so the nigger janitor had to clean it up in high school

"We wuz kangz this, blackie"

"We waz piazz"

well she was a slave to cocks and cocaine.

she even did not care that boba fett was able to see everything when she was wearing the slave costume as it did not hide anything and have admitted in a interview that she did more or less strip almost naked for the hole crew after one take and did give pictures of her boobs just to get them to shut up about her boobs

Carrie fisher was highkey slutty as FUCK

Pretty sure she banged Rick James

Harrison ford did bang her like a rag doll, she was not a prude woman, more like your insane crazy aunt

They were working in some shit can sci-fi nerd movie

I fail to see the problem