Message from @Alphamonkey

Discord ID: 530060527800418304


2019-01-02 16:29:14 UTC  

@Lizardo don’t project daf

2019-01-02 16:29:15 UTC  

Sex Shops here in Australia are literally the cleanest place in the entire country.

2019-01-02 16:29:21 UTC  

Cleaner than hospitals.

2019-01-02 16:29:32 UTC  

Sperging out over one guy

2019-01-02 16:29:34 UTC  

No place in Australia is clean

2019-01-02 16:29:37 UTC  

It's not projecting if it's true

2019-01-02 16:29:41 UTC  

All have been touched by spiders

2019-01-02 16:29:44 UTC  

So it must be fucking burned

2019-01-02 16:29:59 UTC  

It’s not true tho

2019-01-02 16:30:01 UTC  

Then you look at the back corner, there is some neckbeards trying out the fuck master 3000 with vibrating pussy action @Alphamonkey

2019-01-02 16:30:15 UTC  

Lmao

2019-01-02 16:30:30 UTC  

Dim you own one of those

2019-01-02 16:30:42 UTC  

Shush

2019-01-02 16:30:44 UTC  

Why would I need to own one of them?

2019-01-02 16:30:57 UTC  

*When it's a lie so you put <:real:437117551089287180> on your own post*

2019-01-02 16:30:59 UTC  

Cus your a neck beard

2019-01-02 16:31:00 UTC  

I know the only women you speak to is your sister/mother

2019-01-02 16:31:03 UTC  

but not everyone is like you fella

2019-01-02 16:31:05 UTC  

In some parts of town, yes, most places have a guy trying to return the fuck master 3000 because they havent worked out how to disassemble and clean it.

2019-01-02 16:31:12 UTC  

._.

2019-01-02 16:31:17 UTC  

No proof of purchase will work there...

2019-01-02 16:31:23 UTC  

@Lizardo HAHAHA that's fucking sad

2019-01-02 16:31:37 UTC  

And nobody else clicked it

2019-01-02 16:31:38 UTC  

Afternoon everyone

2019-01-02 16:31:41 UTC  

Wait who was that guy who dresseed up as an old woman, and tried to return some "used" sex toys

2019-01-02 16:31:47 UTC  

like a 12 inch long dildo n shit like that

2019-01-02 16:31:53 UTC  

Wtf lol

2019-01-02 16:31:57 UTC  

wait thats a thing?

2019-01-02 16:31:59 UTC  

I have never heard of that

2019-01-02 16:32:03 UTC  

That was video games dim @Dimorac

2019-01-02 16:32:06 UTC  

Don’t tag...

2019-01-02 16:32:10 UTC  

Either some Youtuber or Comedian

2019-01-02 16:32:11 UTC  

That was at a GameStop

2019-01-02 16:32:15 UTC  

he fuck kind of things you find dim 😂

2019-01-02 16:32:19 UTC  

No it wasn't

2019-01-02 16:32:31 UTC  

@TommyGman you gay lol

2019-01-02 16:32:32 UTC  

Heard of something like it

2019-01-02 16:32:34 UTC  

I dunno, I'm mentally deranged, I've been on the internet since I was like 4 yrs old

2019-01-02 16:32:44 UTC  

Back when you could find fucked up things EVERYWHERE

2019-01-02 16:32:46 UTC  

was it a comedy skit

2019-01-02 16:32:52 UTC  

no it wasn't at all