it's too hot in Australia

^^

@󠀀󠀀AK australia is trying to KILL australians

Austrians

and everyone is constantly criticising each other because they're stupid

Evening you degenerates

thats a proper noun anyway

Imagine living in a big prison. This comment was brought to you by send all our prisoners to some desert continent miles away gang.

@Octavia How you feeling hen?

Fancy word play there @Questgiver

Only times I’ll smoke though is when I’m on days off

@Octavia you ok?

imagine your prison declared independence from the british empire

LOL

Yeah it happened

Federation, and declaring independence are two different things.

Imagine your empire losing a prison

Imagine your prison being an empire

They arent independant though

imagine having an empire

Queenie still head of state. Long live the commonwealth

Theres only 1 empire

I'm okay, sore and tired. Been a long day

And the sun never sets on it

Imagine losing a war to a colony of farmers

Queen is still head of state, we're not technically independent.

@Octavia what is up, if you don't mind me asking

Empire prison losing imagine

but yeah, i just got home to Melbourne after vising QLD and I'm relieved to be away from the heat but now I feel depressed and anxious like everyone else in this god forsaken city

Imagine thinking you can make tea with sea water

Long live

I live in SA,

Not to brutal down there

What's up? @󠀀󠀀AK

@zalfir ewww Melbourne is full of nigger gangs

When someone from England speaks

*default dances*

@zalfir It is going to be 42 in Melbs tomorrow.

imagine boiling water to protest the british empire

@Kareemstar yes but we have hair