Accurate

I have heavy strech marks

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primary school = zero archery, plenty of running, hence the compression of what i said into one confusing sentence

fuck sake i went to a posh cunt school and we didnt even have archery, and we had a fucking castle and river for the rowing club

Primary school we got given milk in the morning, and at lunch we had this lassie come around with mouth wash, was weir.

Archery is really cool but I'm too pussy to draw the bow back far enough for a descent shot

we didn't have archery but we had javelin, which was unusual in my area

Tea that sounds like some weird experiment

@Joshio『Dreamcatcher』 How pussy do you have to be to not draw a bow back

Very

none of my friends in other schools did javelin

we had javelins like

Then again, I did this when I was like 12 and never tried it again

we have archery in my school but its in like a small shed lol

Maybe I should go back to it...

Happy new year all

never let us near em tho

@zalfir Was to premote Scottish tooth health because most people are here areclarty bastards

up*

clarty, going to have to look that one up

ah, yeah we actually did it ruger. only one year so idk maybe he was told off 😂

Hahah

but we did like a whole olympic events thing one year

so shotput and all that shit

Any of you cunts got to try fencing?

Did you never do the intershoolastics, jim?

I just got banned from a discord server because of my pfp
Fuck them, never changing it

I have

i think they got em ages ago, gave them a bash, realised it was a fucking terrible idea then just left them in the PE shed forever

uh no, i never did anything for my school

@Qalok It's shit

Fencing is fun as hell, except when you're on the mat with one of those try hard french cunts

they did compete against other schools, i was just more interested in getting drunk than doing extra-curricular sports

i didn't get to do fencing, so i made medieval style wooden swords in my dad's shed and got some kids togather to mess around with them

@Jim We did the thing where all the schools would meet upwith students and we'd all take part in olympic events and try and win it for our school. I did the 100m and won it.

I never said it was good, but it's a bit of an overreaction to ban someone for it

I got a £10 hmv gift card

and chocolate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m92n8ptaKA

i was very motivated by medieval things