moccasins

i hope he like salmon pink polo shirts, chinos and moccasins

Nooooooooooooooooooo

Ive once gone out with a bird who went to catholic school. Right old freak was she yeah. @Callie

exactly

its not pink it SALMON!

Yoga pants

For men

Why do yous do this to me.

@Papa Benz nice bro

I just want my hole for long enough and then bounce

yoga pants for men are just board shorts

hope that gym is doin good lad, you'll need it for the shopping

😂

I'll no be allowed to go to the gym soon

rofl

All those years of sexual suppression brings out the primal instincts of women on some real shit.

and holding the handbag dog while shes on the phone to her side bit

I'd wear the salmon polo and chinos for a week if it gave me a shot at the Mum

Ngl

@Papa Benz see thats Catholics want you to give them something to be forgiven for

So you gotta be a poof to shag a poof

the mam would prob be more into the like casual tennis guy look tbh

@StrumpGunnar We horny

@Ruger The white loose polo, rofl

I don't think she'd be after a metrosexual, you're probably better off cleaning the pool

@StrumpGunnar Bend over

Lacoste

Milfs only have one purpose

aye that kinda shit

She's still no realized I'm a complete degen. I'll make it really obvious when I want rid of her

@StrumpGunnar what secret?

in the not too distant future

@zalfir He meant server

Nah, I have my escapeplan Jim

Tea just show her your scat collection

Ask to try it

@Tea Illustrate

Needs more bags

Then shit in her food

She'll find out how degenerate I actually am.