Message from @Ruger

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2019-01-03 13:57:45 UTC  

like the only reason dudes become yoga instuctors

2019-01-03 13:57:51 UTC  

Is for the poon

2019-01-03 13:57:53 UTC  

Yoga is useless

2019-01-03 13:57:55 UTC  

@Tea well best of luck to your cougar exploits my dude. I take my leave now

2019-01-03 13:57:57 UTC  

i used to do yoga

2019-01-03 13:57:58 UTC  

They're fit and healthy, but with a strange hint of something really wrong

2019-01-03 13:58:01 UTC  

It'snot useless.

2019-01-03 13:58:05 UTC  

cause any other reason and you'd be 100% faggot

2019-01-03 13:58:16 UTC  

@Lyra Take care, Lyra

2019-01-03 13:58:17 UTC  

Just do normal exercise

2019-01-03 13:58:23 UTC  

Only gays and chads who want to bang milfs do yoga

2019-01-03 13:58:27 UTC  

its good for getting cougars

2019-01-03 13:58:31 UTC  

im the DJ now

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/530384470130294814/ted-bundy.png

2019-01-03 13:58:35 UTC  

Yoga has it's benefits, but if you're an instructor wiithout being a mad shagger

2019-01-03 13:58:36 UTC  

Some of the shit I see in yoga is just dumb

2019-01-03 13:58:36 UTC  

cougars love yoga

2019-01-03 13:58:36 UTC  

depends on what you're doing, most of it is meant to be like meditation, the physical part is to prepare you for being still and not becoming unhealthy

2019-01-03 13:58:38 UTC  

You're a fag

2019-01-03 13:58:43 UTC  

like, i literally know a horse girl whose mam shagged her side bit for like an entire year then left her husband for him and took half the shit lmao.

2019-01-03 13:58:53 UTC  

LOL

2019-01-03 13:58:53 UTC  

ooof

2019-01-03 13:58:54 UTC  

and her mam is a blouse and pearls and pouffy hair lady

2019-01-03 13:58:55 UTC  

haha

2019-01-03 13:58:56 UTC  

ALIMOOONY

2019-01-03 13:58:59 UTC  

and always done up

2019-01-03 13:59:00 UTC  

horse girls are a different breed

2019-01-03 13:59:00 UTC  

Ouch. I'd murder both of them.

2019-01-03 13:59:09 UTC  

nails and everything, she's like a really nice old lady

2019-01-03 13:59:30 UTC  

but that's how they be, these wealthy women

2019-01-03 13:59:32 UTC  

to be fairs the horsey girls i know are deep country ones that are very religious

2019-01-03 13:59:42 UTC  

it's not just fags and middle class milfs, it's hippies, too

2019-01-03 13:59:43 UTC  

Not being funny but the horsey girl is worth it for me right now.

2019-01-03 13:59:46 UTC  

Eww

2019-01-03 13:59:47 UTC  

I dont know many horsey grills

2019-01-03 13:59:51 UTC  

Her Dad's hard core Christian.

2019-01-03 13:59:58 UTC  

daugther aint but the mam is usually the church dictator

2019-01-03 14:00:00 UTC  

But i bet that would be a good shag

2019-01-03 14:00:02 UTC  

Religious girls are the slutiest

2019-01-03 14:00:07 UTC  

Are any of these horsey girls like a "Mrs Hands"?

2019-01-03 14:00:28 UTC  

Askin for a friend

2019-01-03 14:00:37 UTC  

Tag em' and bag em' boys