I don't think she'd be after a metrosexual, you're probably better off cleaning the pool

@StrumpGunnar Bend over

Lacoste

Milfs only have one purpose

aye that kinda shit

She's still no realized I'm a complete degen. I'll make it really obvious when I want rid of her

@StrumpGunnar what secret?

in the not too distant future

@zalfir He meant server

Nah, I have my escapeplan Jim

Tea just show her your scat collection

Ask to try it

@Tea Illustrate

Needs more bags

Then shit in her food

She'll find out how degenerate I actually am.

And then be like wow, I let him rail me for weeks.

Whaat if it turns out shes into it?

well tbh loaded cougars can be known to have a fetish for "slumming it"

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She would be into it and be more degenerate than you

What if she likes it?

tbh you'll know within like the first 30 seconds of meetin her tbh

Ngl it's a risk I'm willing to take right now.

the sense of feeling dirty would probably keep her going for months

Why does it have to be -10

Sure? @Ruger

I mean you only live once @Tea

Girl can hide things really well

@Cappy wtf is with the pfp and name.

degen

That’s my old nickname!

this is the future horse girls want

@Tea it's ok looking.

@Cappy it's going to be 39c where I am, tomorrow, I'd love -10c

@StrumpGunnar Neither, just inventing to keep up.

generally thats like 29s longer than it takes a wamen to decided if she'd bang a dude or not, the 30s is for him to pick up on it

I bet you don't you incel

that will actually be a *holiday* for you, Tea

@Callie hi Mom.