And you should get that fixed

It is and I'm set for surgery tomorrow

Ooft

Just laid up until then

in the mean time

crazy ass pain killers

How'd you tear it?

I sent you a dm with how it looks

Reminds me of Chrislore.

How’d you get a hernia mate?

Guy stabbed a whole in his groin.

His way of transitioning.

Lifting heavy or slip?

And actually apparently it can be there since birth and it's just a matter of time before it rips, like it was always thin

I wasnt doing anything

Oh

Chill with that @Saturday

I was cooking when it popped out and I doubled over

Damn

Ew

*pop*

Yeah I can feel my guts literally

Like one of those little confetti Cannon thingies from fireworks stores

mate im two seconds away from jumping the neighbours fence and fucking that dog if it doesn

t shut up

You’ll be grand by tomorrow

They feel squishy but its painful to touch

my mates found herself a fucking sugar daddy

Don't fucking poke your guts

Nice?

Jesus Octavia 😂

pays her £100 per week if he picks her underwear

tf

Just like bend over backwards till it goes back in the hole

i fucking want that easy money

Wait what?

(don't do this)

But I'm curious! @Hob

mate get a bat and hit your guts

Looks like you never did kick me, I just misplaced the icon.

I must be autistic.