How many cows and/or goats must I offer your father?

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Good shit Octavia

making me want to start taking photos of my cooking

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Can make some good marinated chicken as well, might post some of that one day

also making me hungry

@Schrö you would need to offer them a lot lol 😂

coffee is not food

Used to work in a restaurant and had to cook as many as 12 pork rolled roasts at once.

@zalfir oh yeah how come its all i consume

One cow and three goats.

I can make some pretty nice banana bread too

@shitzngigz I can almost make bread

Octavia's going to start a restaurant

Going to make sure of it

Omg nooo I'm not @Tea

Yessssssss

@Octavia you make that?

@Octavia fuckin “almost” whut you CAN make bread

I'm gonna be an accountant that turns housewife and a happy husband 😂

@Maxalot yeah man

@Octavia Don't call me man

But looks good

@Maxalot okay lady

Heavy lady

You should have called him faggot instead of lady

I am not! I'm fit @Tea

but hey to each his own

I can run a 10 minute mile

@Octavia He's a heavy lady. I know you're fit

Or could

i cant run at all

Before I injured myself

i lost my legs back in iraq

Again 😑

fell of a bike

@Octavia thats better

@Octavia Hopefully this is the last time

But on a side note I was a barista for about 12 years though and coffee is one of my main loves

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