Reading til I fall asleep

reading ha

Heavy stinks of virgin in here tho

LOL

My friend, I lost my virginity LONG ago

just watch the movie adaptions

hands dont count

To your pillow or a sock? @SilverSlash

You get more out of a book

To a girl @sweatercowsandsass

i can see people fuck in the movies so uhhhhhhhhhhh

Turned out she was a whore, so only kinda counts

Called imagination

do you want applause?

@SilverSlash you mean a slut?

Sluts dont count either

Still a virgin

@shitzngigz imagine people fucking waddya 12

HEAVY FLAPS TO THE MAST

AHOY

@ky

Not my fault you have no imagination.

*shrugs in not technically a virgin unlike the rest of you*

Virgiiiiiiiiiin @SilverSlash

No u

My bf is asleep next to me, very unvirgin myself

@SilverSlash hold on i came up with the best spider killing mechanic so yeah

Oh, so you're gay, neat

Any cunt here when they're next a woman

I'd be gay if he was a woman

U sure u ain't a trap @sweatercowsandsass

n e c c

codfish

don't take this the wrong way

but that is actually how i imagine you look

Shit, he fat af