Message from @The Last MethBender

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2019-01-06 13:08:29 UTC  

Have you had an operation to correct the hernia yet.

2019-01-06 13:08:38 UTC  

And I dont want to think about that atm @Hatter

2019-01-06 13:08:56 UTC  

Its gonna be a pricey start to the year just for not dying

2019-01-06 13:09:04 UTC  

U want to know what o want to think about rn

2019-01-06 13:09:05 UTC  

capitalism.mov

2019-01-06 13:09:07 UTC  

At least you dont have constipation as well as a hernia.

2019-01-06 13:09:08 UTC  

Going to sleep

2019-01-06 13:09:15 UTC  

reliable concentrations of aspirin from willowbark can be gathered if you pay attention to the season

2019-01-06 13:09:23 UTC  

you get a lot in spring, almost nothing in autumn

2019-01-06 13:09:27 UTC  

batter sleep

2019-01-06 13:09:31 UTC  

Hurt too much to sleep tho @Hatter

2019-01-06 13:09:32 UTC  

i just woke up xd

2019-01-06 13:09:34 UTC  

i know a guy who got a hernia from smoking dab and coughing too hard

2019-01-06 13:09:40 UTC  

Oof

2019-01-06 13:09:41 UTC  

I’m about to sleep

2019-01-06 13:09:54 UTC  

I got mine cooking, very fitting for me @T e x

2019-01-06 13:09:55 UTC  

Try not to get constipated as well.

2019-01-06 13:09:59 UTC  

:/

2019-01-06 13:10:04 UTC  

the only guy i know that got a hernia was my fuckin 75 year old grandad because he was lifting heavy slabs for his garden

2019-01-06 13:10:09 UTC  

Hernia from cooking lul

2019-01-06 13:10:13 UTC  

Oof

2019-01-06 13:10:23 UTC  

Actually how

2019-01-06 13:10:25 UTC  

but he got it fixed and shit

2019-01-06 13:10:26 UTC  

@Hatter I was making chicken when it popped out

2019-01-06 13:10:29 UTC  

lmao

2019-01-06 13:10:32 UTC  

Ouch

2019-01-06 13:10:36 UTC  

most fragile human confirmed

2019-01-06 13:10:48 UTC  

Lifts chicken

2019-01-06 13:10:50 UTC  

Apparently for some people the tear or hole was their all along

2019-01-06 13:10:53 UTC  

Hernia pops

2019-01-06 13:10:56 UTC  

And must have been for me

2019-01-06 13:11:01 UTC  

@Octavia are you on a very thin diet atm?

2019-01-06 13:11:01 UTC  

Woopsieeeeeee

2019-01-06 13:11:10 UTC  

natural selection

2019-01-06 13:11:11 UTC  

Not really

2019-01-06 13:11:16 UTC  

Ok

2019-01-06 13:11:23 UTC  

I will cut you and fuck you in the hernia hole.

2019-01-06 13:11:23 UTC  

I sleep

2019-01-06 13:11:27 UTC  

maybe there's increased pain due to increased pressure from previous meals

2019-01-06 13:11:33 UTC  

Hernia sex is best sex

2019-01-06 13:11:48 UTC