greenland is physically gay

mars is a pipe dream

Mars nut

I often have poo dreams

Usually when I have to drop a big one at night

@Hammond_of_Texas in how many do you shit yourself?

haha get me in the screenshot

poo dreams rofl

Not often thanks too those poo dreams

and here comes the jew to ruin the climate change talk

They warn me

hammond u arent texan, you are bitch made

fucking tex 😂

Lol

You got me

tex is the biggest goyim zionist shill since Al Gore

Alright tex settle down

Can't ever best this big thonk Tex himself

he looks eternally youthful because he sucks all the wrinkles on his face back into his brain

His brain is too advanced to worry about aging

all the channels are nsfw

lovely

I can't even spell this is hilarious

tex's brain is too advanced for simple things like ***spelling...***

^

200 IQ tex

im on a walmart keyboard covered in 6 months worth of weed and beer

And cum don't lie

i dont masturbate we been thru this

God the Statue of Liberty is so fucking beautiful

<:doubt:524987877772492810>

covered in months old dried semen

@T e x probably just that farming and shit takes greater precedence over long term effects to the environment.

@T e x ok your dad masturbates you, we get it

oh wait you're talking about his keyboard not his sister

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jsg44tFATOY

@Capitalist Space Bats its a massive contradiction in the mainstream narrative

is this chaturbate or discord

Don’t worry this I’ll be the only photo

Tex doesn't masturbate, we can add the at risk prostate to his kidneys and liver