breaks

Didnt expect them to be so cheap

rofl

Brakes

Hush tea

I take a brake at work.

Leave my spelling alone

Skrrt

Ill take a brake to your face

Gottem ayy

I saw that new rampage movie on the weekend

@Hob cute girls with minimal clothing

It aint the best

More of a cash grab

That's my art.

@Hob no pls

Yes pls.

I am always on break

Hello Dazzie.

I might sack work tonight.

Again.

Aye.

@Tea lets go out and get pished like

cokc

Sounds like a plan.

Go out, get pished, fall asleep in a random place, get pished and back home on Tuesday evening.

Pure reeking of take away and despair.

But Tea's horse lady will be around Monday and Tea is looking for it.

Reeking of alcohol you've sweated out

She can come out as well and take her horse drinking.

Double trouble.

This ain’t red dead redemption

It is if you believe hard enough

Canny be taking a horse to the pub

Go out on the Sunday, wake up on the Tuesday in a salmon jumper and moccasins. Jump around to the barber he's "what cut do you want, son?" I'm like "Just give me a short, back, and fuck up my whole life fam."

Black out and wake up on a horse drawn cart.

Three people with you.

Imagine waking up with moccasins on

Fucking grim

Disgusting thoughts mate.