Message from @zalfir
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When I had a seizure in school I fell on a girl and my friends used to make vibrator jokes about what happened
never going to get used to that fuckery
Since I fell into her lap before I fell on the floor
I got a gf at a party by falling asleep on her shoulder
fancied a bit of lap time eh?
she thought it was cute
truth be told I don't even remember it, but she had fantastic tits
I mean pillow grade
Did you smash?
the comfy sort
oh hell yes, she was awesome
That’s nice but I don’t think having a seizure on a girl would result in the word cute coming to her mind
Atta boy
I’ve always imagined falling asleep on a pair of tits would be comfy and nice
it is
It is
idk it's a memorable way to introduce oneself
Tits just seem so comfy
I just like tits
Get a girl to try it out then
Or prostitute
just so i can fall asleep on tits again
lol thats a bit pricey
Not where I live
They cost $20-$100
also the women i know dont have massive tits
Come with me to a gentleman’s club
You’ll be amazed
i've found milf tits are better than non-milf-same-age tits
Depends on the woman
My wife’s knockers are huge
And she gave birth a month ago
all that milk
Oh yes
wouldn't they be uncomfortable for her?
thats just because of the hormones and milk production though
Exactly ^^
it doesnt last
She’s a positive hormonal woman
once they deflate she gonna be tripping over them spaniel ears