Message from @asda smart price
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jesus was most likely middle eastern
or some other shite
None of this anglo chin strap shit.
that depiction always seemed weird to me
This is what Jesus most likely looked like
i like how most christians don’t know that the version of jesus they’re worshiping was some rich medieval kid
Nic cage jesus
Boy was ugly
a lot of people were ugly back when arranged marriages were a thing
just look at india today
india is poo
Unless your the one being arranged
And the man is rich
me no study me no care me go marry a millionaire!
In india they wipe with their left and eat with their right
But why not the other way round?
Remember that time jesus flipped a table and started whipping people?
if he die me no cry me find another rich white guy!
He was crucified for not payin his treefiddy
GET THOSE MERCHANTS OUT OF MY TEMPLE
He was crucified for being not white
he was crucified because he cheated at dice with the local auxiliary
He was crucified just cause
he was crucified for being a gayboi
christianity is so fucked
along with other religions
Real jesus was crucified because he shot a bunch of wamen for what was right
His name was ted or something
Bundy i think?
ya boi ted
Must be
Welcome back bundyers, its ya boi, ted, and we bout to do something epic...
Got septic'd
chikatilo top tier tho. bundy ain't shit.
Pretty shitty
bundy has playground numbers
Only the big gays get septic'd
@Inter Astra dont gay nickname
shits cringe as fuck