the actual fuck

jesus was a commie hippie who loved homeless and hated the rich

this some weird shit

jesus spread his knowledge through weebshit

he was also likely black

^

jesus was most likely middle eastern

or some other shite

None of this anglo chin strap shit.

that depiction always seemed weird to me

This is what Jesus most likely looked like

i like how most christians don’t know that the version of jesus they’re worshiping was some rich medieval kid

Nic cage jesus

Boy was ugly

a lot of people were ugly back when arranged marriages were a thing

just look at india today

india is poo

Unless your the one being arranged
And the man is rich

me no study me no care me go marry a millionaire!

In india they wipe with their left and eat with their right
But why not the other way round?

Remember that time jesus flipped a table and started whipping people?

if he die me no cry me find another rich white guy!

He was crucified for not payin his treefiddy

GET THOSE MERCHANTS OUT OF MY TEMPLE

oy vey the goyim know, shut it down!

He was crucified for being not white

he was crucified because he cheated at dice with the local auxiliary

He was crucified just cause

he was crucified for being a gayboi

christianity is so fucked

along with other religions

Real jesus was crucified because he shot a bunch of wamen for what was right
His name was ted or something

Bundy i think?

ya boi ted

@Sharkhash

Must be

Welcome back bundyers, its ya boi, ted, and we bout to do something epic...

Got septic'd

chikatilo top tier tho. bundy ain't shit.