@Tea mate, you just don't understand

Because I'm no a beta

Lies

I dinnae shag guys or long for a Dad to bum me

Pair of poofs.

Tbh true

@ky join vc

Canny

Shitebag

I'm at McDonald's chief no earphones

Am walking through Holy town

Aye

With ear phones

Ya poof

lmbao

hahaha

Haha

Legs

Fuck its cold this morning

@Maxalot Congrats btw

👉 😂 👉

Freezing my fuckin nips off

Man up

right what the fuck was that video

Its -15 right now

Beep

That's nothing.

It's 7 here in New York. Thank fuck for global warming

It's normally -20c all winter

I know but that’s the coldest it’s gotten so far this winter, it’s been about -3 average for like the past 2 months and this just came out of no where and is really punching me in the balls

my brother came home from school and said that his teachers were teaching him about free speech and about how Britain has amazing free speech and i feel like punching his teachers

Punch those teachers right in their lying mouths

tell him to show them count dankula

A school project on dankula 🤣

hell yeah

it would be like his own personal episode of madlads

covering everything from nations of the world to THOT’s 😂😂

except it would be markus being the madlad

Like a full on presentation

Markus isn't a madlad though