punch him so hard he dies to death

A smack to the temple will feel like a double barrels shotgun.

@blazn_ which has no effect on anything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdtEEq3yimg

Only hard enougth so he dies to sleep

^

dies to a light nap

@ky also cleaned ma house up, and helped ma gran with shit

wit you done

shitebag

sat in bed and complained

I have to clean the house tomorrow

Hmm may go greggs for lunch

burns party tidying always takes ages

@Tea Griezmann

The striker?

Yes

What about him

Best france player

Facts

Debatable.

Kante.

Cantona was the greatest french player

Steak bake is the best greggs pasty

sorry but fuck that

Kante was great but

Change my mind

Kante does more.

I still haven't had a festive bake

apparently they're better

Festive bake's tidy.

I'm a villa fan and even I acknowledge cantona was a fucking genius

Do they still do the cheesy bean bake

haven't been near a greggs since christmas shopping like

Bestplayer to grace the ball before was Cruyff or Zidane.

Ronaldo now for me.

Shhh

Ronaldo was among the best strikers

Wait real ronaldo or christi ?

Christi

Chilli beef looks good