I'd fucking howl if he then proceeded to smash all those plates

uhh

big boi

who the fuck would let their cat into the plate cupboard

„Hey“

fucking hair everywhere

i like cats on account of their rotating wrists and nimble pelvises.

he likes exploring

and he doesn't shed

My cats go in our cupboards, can't really stop them they open the doors

dragging his baws over your china like

❤

This cat fell in the cheese sauce

I hope every meal you eat has cat hair in

And I'm not putting child locks on every cupboard

reee react to my little buby

I want a cat

@Kal "reeee give me attention"

But I'm allergic to them

@Soupmeme same

But i love them

i mean i'm not gonna be there for months so no i won't have hair in my food

..

is that a cat with mayonnaise on it

Me sneezing

holy shit

@Soupmeme see you were cool till you said you couldn't be around cats

cats are rad man

dogs are pretty rad as well

A healthy coating of cat fur puts hair on your chest

@CheekyOGNutZach I take allergy pills and pet cats anyway... Even though I'll explode in a mess of sneezes minutes later

i bet you have the cutest sneeze @Soupmeme

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My cats don't even hunt mice anymore

Lazy bastards

weak cats