im givin the lad some worldly advice

I wanna see this mum now

im no gonna travel 300 miles for poon

She's actually 👌

@Tea it's Tommy Hilfiger you should be wearing

Fuck sake man.

Their clothes are shite too.

I am used to canada where all the horses are owned by farmers. Which technically are still wealthy upper middle class.

Teas gonna be alone in the kitchen with the mam during thanksgiving and he's gonna have a moral dilemma

^

Ngl. The Poon's been worth it this far.

except they don't do thanksgiving

There's no dillema.

@Hob Real shit

dont do thanksgiving in the uk

Ah right

I know what I'd do.

Christmas

And I'd choose it everytime.

oof

Tea control yourself

Nah, you don't understand.

Tea mate, she's gotten to your head

I don't

I need to know. Lol.

This is how it starts

I've never seen her

get the mam slayed fam

you'll be waiting for the kettle to boil, mum comes up behind you 'I wish my husband worked out like you do, haha'

i wonder if you're a bit of rebellion and will get ditched the moment she finds someone who daddy will approve of

LMAO

Mate, don't.

Tea has become the slave of "horse pussy"?

Tea soon enough you'll be leaving your Gym stuff at mam's house

At least I get pussy you plectrum.

And aye my gym stuff is at hers.

Rofl.

slowly ensnared in the web of horse

@Tea that insult aint working m8

Don't ask why.

He's being consumed