It'd be good to have one on the farm

I am allergic to dogs.

Why not get a horse

But I don't want to be tied down

if the dad is away all the time then that mam is ripe for some solid pumps

Well that's not the point

I guess.

Got the money might as well spend it.

ruger's on a mission

She thinks my Ralph Lauren joggies are chavy. I was like I spent £80 on them.

i'd have a couple of horses and i'd go riding and shooting, and on wednesdays we'd have tea with the vicar

Ruger really tryna be proxy pussy cousins with Tea

Mate I'll snipe a photo of the mum.

im givin the lad some worldly advice

I wanna see this mum now

im no gonna travel 300 miles for poon

She's actually 👌

@Tea it's Tommy Hilfiger you should be wearing

Fuck sake man.

Their clothes are shite too.

I am used to canada where all the horses are owned by farmers. Which technically are still wealthy upper middle class.

Teas gonna be alone in the kitchen with the mam during thanksgiving and he's gonna have a moral dilemma

^

Ngl. The Poon's been worth it this far.

except they don't do thanksgiving

There's no dillema.

@Hob Real shit

dont do thanksgiving in the uk

Ah right

I know what I'd do.

Christmas

And I'd choose it everytime.

oof

Tea control yourself

Nah, you don't understand.

Tea mate, she's gotten to your head

I don't

I need to know. Lol.

This is how it starts

I've never seen her

get the mam slayed fam