Message from @Orocity

Discord ID: 534548282320486410


2019-01-15 01:42:28 UTC  

Like oh sorry i'm only doing 28 in a 30

2019-01-15 01:42:31 UTC  

i had a bus on my back wheel a couple days back... nearly shat myself

2019-01-15 01:42:31 UTC  

Be fucking patient

2019-01-15 01:42:34 UTC  

no it was a volvo

2019-01-15 01:42:38 UTC  

nice

2019-01-15 01:42:42 UTC  

grew up driving on dirt roads. was a boss by the time i took any formal tests

2019-01-15 01:43:01 UTC  

Me dad drove taxi for about 25 years, he's pretty good behind the wheel

2019-01-15 01:43:01 UTC  

no one says shit about kids driving trucks on the backroads

2019-01-15 01:43:02 UTC  

its a lot more common in rural areas to learn young

2019-01-15 01:43:15 UTC  

Exactly some cunt in mercedes over took me on the way back from Nelson on the motorway didn't think I'd rattle my car up to him to pass him.

2019-01-15 01:43:19 UTC  

Fucking paki.

2019-01-15 01:43:23 UTC  

I've lived in cities all my life, never needed to drive.

2019-01-15 01:43:25 UTC  

I think I'm an alright driver so far

2019-01-15 01:43:31 UTC  

Not been told I'm bad anyway

2019-01-15 01:43:40 UTC  

thats a good thing then

2019-01-15 01:43:46 UTC  

as a muslim in bradford i was only passed because i drive on the pavement

2019-01-15 01:43:46 UTC  

My mate took his lesson 4 times.

2019-01-15 01:43:47 UTC  

I'd be paying more for parking than I would for petrol

2019-01-15 01:43:52 UTC  

or they're too scared to comment

2019-01-15 01:43:56 UTC  

Im anticipating self driving cars

2019-01-15 01:44:01 UTC  

I hate driving

2019-01-15 01:44:02 UTC  

I was never in a car before my lessons and I passed first time.

2019-01-15 01:44:12 UTC  

My sister at one point was so awful at driving my dad would call her car the demolition derby

2019-01-15 01:44:15 UTC  

I'm hoping I pass first time

2019-01-15 01:44:21 UTC  

You will mate.

2019-01-15 01:44:26 UTC  

If not then i'll just take it again but it'd be nice to pass first time

2019-01-15 01:44:31 UTC  

She hit numerous parked cars

2019-01-15 01:44:34 UTC  

I've driven the porsche in a pets at home carpark.

2019-01-15 01:44:34 UTC  

its not that hard

2019-01-15 01:44:36 UTC  

Right, security walk around back in an hour.

2019-01-15 01:44:38 UTC  

just dont be a moron

2019-01-15 01:44:47 UTC  

@Dazzie dis it ?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/534548474683850753/004-docking.jpg

2019-01-15 01:44:54 UTC  

yee

2019-01-15 01:44:58 UTC  

Lmao

2019-01-15 01:45:04 UTC  

sharing is caring

2019-01-15 01:45:11 UTC  

^

2019-01-15 01:45:11 UTC  

Aye if my managers asks I'll say you cunts are gay.

2019-01-15 01:45:36 UTC  

Consume

2019-01-15 01:45:46 UTC  

Im gonna go bleach my eyes for the disability checks

2019-01-15 01:45:50 UTC  

I failed my first exam because the examiner was so fat his thigh hung over the edge of the seat and it knocked my hand off the gearstick multiple times. I appealed and got a free retest and passed that.

2019-01-15 01:46:19 UTC  

🤢