the only way to outrun a dragon is to zigzag. they suck at turning

big spider = friend

Human avaerage is 24khms

Dragon's is 20

Average human

you cant sustain that

They can't either.

not long

Aussies are always drunk, they can't sprint

they stalk

We're fucked

they are long distance predators

they dont sprint

They just move

dragon will stalk a bitten pray for days if needed

they will stalk prey for miles waiting for them to die or tire out

Aye but not bitten

We'd be off

they just dont give up

if you run away chances are you are running towards more

just buy a rifle and shoot em from a few hundred metres

they live in large numbers

australia isnt actually deadly on land

water is deadly

humans used to be long distance predators

and it's fucking hot

Nah on land it is

so you have to fling yourself into the ocean

FUnnel webs and that

fuck that

our snakes arent very aggressive

shits tryna kill ya

ambush predators that only need to bite once then let you get sick then come collect you later

if you die because of a spider you deserve to die

^

What if I went to the toilet at night at it bite my arse

That's my fault like

Not looking in your bog before a shit

yeah

you wont get a redback or a funnelweb in the toilet

https://www.australiangeographic.com.au/topics/wildlife/2013/03/australias-dangerous-animals-the-top-30/

i beg to differ