Message from @YeetshirtNinja
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everything is trying to kill you in AUS
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I'm safe on my Island.
that's why we're importing people to change all that
so similar delivery as the gila monster
Like if I seen a big spider in my house in AUs, I'd throw it the keys
It's his now
im happy knowing the only threat to me where i live is sugar tax and a main road
the only way to outrun a dragon is to zigzag. they suck at turning
big spider = friend
Human avaerage is 24khms
Dragon's is 20
Average human
you cant sustain that
They can't either.
not long
Aussies are always drunk, they can't sprint
they stalk
We're fucked
they are long distance predators
They just move
dragon will stalk a bitten pray for days if needed
they will stalk prey for miles waiting for them to die or tire out
Aye but not bitten
We'd be off
they just dont give up
if you run away chances are you are running towards more
just buy a rifle and shoot em from a few hundred metres
they live in large numbers
australia isnt actually deadly on land
water is deadly
humans used to be long distance predators
and it's fucking hot
Nah on land it is
so you have to fling yourself into the ocean
FUnnel webs and that
fuck that
our snakes arent very aggressive
shits tryna kill ya
ambush predators that only need to bite once then let you get sick then come collect you later