Message from @zalfir

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2019-01-15 08:38:47 UTC  

Its tigers you gotta watch out for

2019-01-15 08:38:49 UTC  

lions are pretty recent in the scheme of things

2019-01-15 08:38:51 UTC  

If I was in range of a lion or corocodile

2019-01-15 08:38:55 UTC  

Taking the lion everytime

2019-01-15 08:38:57 UTC  

actually yeah they wont kos if yer raise em

2019-01-15 08:39:26 UTC  

the platypus has a poisonous barb and it's one of two of the last of the egg laying marsupial-type creatures that predate mammals

2019-01-15 08:39:26 UTC  

ah so it is a venom not a poison

2019-01-15 08:39:31 UTC  

yeah

2019-01-15 08:39:33 UTC  

@zalfir males only

2019-01-15 08:39:37 UTC  

shit will still kill ya

2019-01-15 08:39:57 UTC  

Monotremes: Because why the fuck not?

2019-01-15 08:40:16 UTC  

oh shit it is multiple venom ducts through multiple teeth

2019-01-15 08:40:25 UTC  

yep

2019-01-15 08:40:27 UTC  

all the front teeth have em i think

2019-01-15 08:40:29 UTC  

nasty little shits

2019-01-15 08:40:32 UTC  

so yer fucked

2019-01-15 08:40:41 UTC  

Why I won't go to Australia, or any place like that.

2019-01-15 08:40:44 UTC  

No having it

2019-01-15 08:40:53 UTC  

Australia is just a btec after earth

2019-01-15 08:40:56 UTC  

it's safe and boring where i am

2019-01-15 08:40:57 UTC  

everything is trying to kill you in AUS

2019-01-15 08:41:00 UTC  

^

2019-01-15 08:41:05 UTC  

I'm safe on my Island.

2019-01-15 08:41:06 UTC  

that's why we're importing people to change all that

2019-01-15 08:41:19 UTC  

so similar delivery as the gila monster

2019-01-15 08:41:34 UTC  

Like if I seen a big spider in my house in AUs, I'd throw it the keys

2019-01-15 08:41:35 UTC  

It's his now

2019-01-15 08:41:37 UTC  

im happy knowing the only threat to me where i live is sugar tax and a main road

2019-01-15 08:41:47 UTC  

the only way to outrun a dragon is to zigzag. they suck at turning

2019-01-15 08:41:49 UTC  

big spider = friend

2019-01-15 08:42:03 UTC  

Human avaerage is 24khms

2019-01-15 08:42:06 UTC  

Dragon's is 20

2019-01-15 08:42:14 UTC  

Average human

2019-01-15 08:42:15 UTC  

you cant sustain that

2019-01-15 08:42:19 UTC  

They can't either.

2019-01-15 08:42:20 UTC  

not long

2019-01-15 08:42:23 UTC  

Aussies are always drunk, they can't sprint

2019-01-15 08:42:24 UTC  

they stalk

2019-01-15 08:42:25 UTC  

We're fucked

2019-01-15 08:42:29 UTC  

they are long distance predators