We'd be off

they just dont give up

if you run away chances are you are running towards more

just buy a rifle and shoot em from a few hundred metres

they live in large numbers

australia isnt actually deadly on land

water is deadly

humans used to be long distance predators

and it's fucking hot

Nah on land it is

so you have to fling yourself into the ocean

FUnnel webs and that

fuck that

our snakes arent very aggressive

shits tryna kill ya

ambush predators that only need to bite once then let you get sick then come collect you later

if you die because of a spider you deserve to die

^

What if I went to the toilet at night at it bite my arse

That's my fault like

Not looking in your bog before a shit

yeah

you wont get a redback or a funnelweb in the toilet

https://www.australiangeographic.com.au/topics/wildlife/2013/03/australias-dangerous-animals-the-top-30/

i beg to differ

Bad move

don't go gathering firewood without gloves or at night in Australia if you can help it

fuck the land down under

i aint going there

Who gathers fireword at night

See this is what I mean

Fuck australia

redbacks love being in the cracks in wood

And you mad niggas that live there

@WhiteClaw KYS fucking gimp

@WhiteClaw <#418492743547879427> for your dogshit memes

@WhiteClaw Terrible

@YeetshirtNinja i got out of the herp game in like 2006 when i stopped breeding the snakes so a few years before that info, interesting stuff though

@YeetshirtNinja and you know something?

not a single apex land predator in that list

Doesn't have to be