fucking wew lad

too early to tell, just woke up really

Wut i miss?

ive drunk bleach by accident before, about a pint, told my ma and she just told me to drink some milk and fuck off. Shoulda told me to down the bottle

Even lobotomized I'm still more of a human being than you

How’d you only just wake up?

Oh shit

*actual fucking idiot* down the bottle.

Nvm

@W4YN3 well I'm in the states

Ignore that

Yeah I figured that 😂

did you forget timezones, @W4YN3

wow big grafter

Mmhmm

oh god that tickled the prostate just right, ben 😩

Timezones don't exist

Gmt is the only time zone

timeszones are made up by the eu

Yeah whatchu on about

Australia is fake

Time zones are a Jewish lie

You only eat breakfast before or after us

are they not abolishing daylight savings ?

can confirm, source: Australian

Yeah I’m just an actor paid to say I live here

@Living Tar ur an homo

i used to live in aus, for about 16 years

arab

no shit

fuck me pls

I’m here in Sydney, I can also confirm.

think arabs would do more than that to you

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why didnt you die there @Living Tar

@Arabman123 I guess I eat a late breakfast on gmt time

I'll participate in the stone throwing.

like super late

if Australia's not real, that means there's no reason for refugees to come here

i tried but the king brown didnt bite me deep enough

Why do i get pinged by @waifu