what did i just watch o.O

try destiny 2

resident evil 2 remake end of the month 😄

o.O

im not pink 😄

you hating because im white, you reeecist 😄

is that better 😛

im 33 lol

seriously im 33 o.O

yes im trying to do something with my life, i will be making videos like dank paul and people soon

i cant stand all this shit thats going on either

i weatched the video not long ago

its funny and messed up at the same time

i might edit that and put sausages where they put the vedge

yes like we all have giant man whoppers dangling down past our knee's

that maybe just his dandruff

AAH ITS SNOWING! oh wait nope thats just my dry scalp

aids would be funny if you was dying from them joke

it was a joke for joke

londonistan is already turning into baghdad

so is most of the e.u

no one left in iraq, they all come over here

i have a great way to quit smoking

dont start in the first place

i have to be banging Questgivers mom for 6 hours to get to sleep that quick

quests mom is easier

and less effort

i smell hypocrisy, i can act like a child but you cant balony

i appear to of upset some snowflakes

whiski quests mom is available for some sloppy seconds if you need to tire yourself out to get sleep

and that 1 joke was all it took to upset you quest

blow vape smoke up a muslims arse and find out if its halal or not

bacon flavour

thankfully the nearest mosque is 5 miles away, i cant be dealing with that noisey prayer crap

nutella anyone ?

i think those pics are now burnt into the corner of my mind and i want to unsee them

ahaha

i know i was joking

i have a microsoft phone it does the job thats all i care about fuck you apple

its a lumia 650 or 950

the nutella scat arse is back

i have to make do with my little yamaha NMax 125cc with L plates FUCK YOU! im broke alright 😄

120 miles to the gallon its not to bad

the bike i want is honda

nc 750n dct

whats stopping me right now is the £600 up front for the full auto bike test ahaha

cruiser bikes are nice

bikes are for the ride not to make yourself look like you have a small penis and about 15 years old pulling wheelies on them

being a thot is the easy life, wear a low cut top, have half your tits and minge hanging out and you get money thrown at you

i can show you a kinky toe pic

my big toe that is

hahah

who is jaime ?

dont you think theresa may looks like a female mr burns from simpsons ?

it might be his sister

thots be like sirens they draw you in then sink their teeth into you when you get close

i still dont know who jaime is, i feel like i need to wait for someone like dank or paul to make a video on it to find out

i think Thotting is the new thing for young girls

like omg becky i dont want to work like, im so going to show my wadge on cam, its easier

thots be thotting,they milking ,all yo money thots be milking money

lol that would be a great skit i will have to remember that one

i have coughed up before what appeared to be blood, but it was just a bit of my left over peanut butter and jam sarny that got wedged in my nose

just motorboat that thot and move on

being funny dont just depend on the actions someone does, it also depends on who they are

punish him

if you looked at the weather those are guestimates not 100% accurate haha

if you want thot check out amouranth

only real scenary i see are my 4 walls, wait is this a prison cell

i just wanna walk past danks house and do the nazis salute for shits and giggles

trying what exactly ?

you trying to tell me you are autistic joker ?

big tasteys meals and 3 of please

50p those farting little bacon slices cost each at mcdonnalds

dominos is expensive

for the road i dont think you need anything higher than a 750cc

poor people do exist the goverment just dont want to use their money helping them so they refuse to acknowledge there is more poor then you are led to beleive so they get other people that are not far off being poor to pay for their aid

sugar makes you fat only if you consume more than is needed

sugar is calories which turns into fat if you dont use it

you can have some of my protein if you want, fresh straight from the tap

just get some crunchy nut cornflakes down you for breakfast

i hate mushy cereal so i have to drink my milk separate

green tea

try mixing green tea with a few spoons of ovaltein thats not bad

tea with eggs sounds a bit eggsea to me

waiting for someone to say it

who the hell invented salted caramel tea

i can understand caramel but why salted caramel who makes this stuff up

the salt makes it just salty and drowns out the caramel

twinings salted caramel tea lol

i cant have more than maybe 1 cup of coffee per day, or ill be screaming in agony on the toilet shitting napalm around the toilet bowel at high velocity IT BURNZ!

coffee just pretty much goes right through me

i put tea in my coffee

try putting churned breast milk in your coffee, that will probably put you off puting butter in your coffee after that

i dunno im off cyu all hahaha

salted caramel breast milk ill leave you with that one

baby gravy i can imagine thats how allot of you take your coffee in the morning haha

who needs a coffee machine when you can just blend it in your ass

thots encourage and take advantage of mostly desperate kids that need to get laid as well as pedo's

lets all become thots helicoptering our weiners on tik tok

look for belle delphine