it's like a frankenstein's monster of memery

i feel manky with a beard like

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/433922271380504577/533666603997462568/1520544707050.gif

constantly gets itchy and shite

https://tenor.com/view/broly-orange-justice-do-it-gif-12651503

I had no hair on any of my stuff I felt weird compared to everyone else

Beards are for gimps

Gotta wash it and take care of it

i've got a red beard i trim only very rarely, i'm extremely lazy with it

i did but still

It gets softer

stubble gang

Ick

Then all of a sudden I needed deodorant and my voice changed

I'm trying to grow out my facial hair

Sidies are better

***Trying***

some people are better with no facial hair

Went from 5'2 to 5'11 in two years babyyyy

i appreciate nice sidies on a guy

Beards are nice and warm

i'm better with a beard because it makes my face shape match the kindness in my eyes

Especially if you've grown it out like me

people like to stroke it

the beard

I went from like 4ft to my current height in year 7, haven't grown since

stroke it you say?

without it i look like i'm going to stab someone and steal their shit to score heroin

still have growth stretch marks.

@coattailsandbowties rip hombre

Beards are a must

Imo

and fatty stretch marks too...

Or stubble

I got stretch marks on my butt

@SpicyMonk you're a fucking monster

ive got good news 😉 @Octavia

FUcking fiend

ive got strech marks on my ass

rise and grind chin kings some day your chin will be as dominant and powerful as mine

lol