tbh smfh

SMH

i compulsively wash my hands

<:whitey:467822735624765441> 📣 **DRIBBLES LOUDLY**

mfw

then your hands will be dry and brittle @coattailsandbowties

and clean my nails with a letter opener because I don't have a pointed file

fricken libtards

also that's what hand cream is for

yikes guys

yoinks

<:soy:513660596189659136>📣 **IM NOT FUCKING SERVING YOU, RACIST**

<a:gary:402735272732786709> 📣 **FUCKIN BUMDERS**

i have the soap and glory hand cream, it smells of sweet things

marshmallows mostly

whats a bumder

<:whit:458618297026347018> 📣 **WHIT**

<:imout:437239184269508610>📣 **BANG**

is that a radar for bums

you fucking retards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg

<:rugermutt:437127785203367936>📣 **DONT @ ME HORSEFUCKER**

says you jackie

you need to follow this scale or girls won't find you attractive

I have a pretty strong bumdar

<:cheekibreeki:437241338597998592>📣 Blyat

<:soy:513660596189659136> 📣 **It's Ma'am**

<:cheekibreeki:437241338597998592> 📣 **OUCH OOF MY SPINE**

this one is the most attractive what you on

<:gentleman:438102714162085889>📣 **I AM IN A RELATIONSHIP**

oh fuck that first one

thats bad

looks like leafy

yeah

that's what happens when you play with the sliders in sims