Whiski

I'll take the 25 I'll let you hit me.

£70 if i make him bleed

You're an empty tracksuit to me

mate for £50 he wont be heard from again

Let me hit you once for £10

Naw

How can I no hit you like

Why only Lance

he'd prob die

ill give yer £100 if you break his legs tea

Do it yourself.

Mate I'm no getting hit by you

and a good lawyer

I'll scrap you there and then @Tea

DIY

???

"I'll no get hit by you"

has anyone made a diy asskicking channel on youtube

"I'll scrap you there and then"

If you do hit me

he just wants to wrestle and accidently touch yer knob

Usual.

No doing it Whiski

You'll go for it

grab em by the balls

I'll no go for it

Gachibass

Am no gay

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he'd be like a tramp on chips

straight for the banger grab

Nah. I'd fleer tea if I wanted tae

fleer?

Floor

You just want sosij

(x)

I don't want your sosij

You want Jackies

fleer must be zoomer speak for "suck off till completion then swallow"

You'd rather blow me than fight, Whiski.