the average human has half a penis and 1 tit

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anyway moving onto unfunny jokes again

that looks like shitty prostagma

kekelse

@Dandy Zerg what does hulk hogan and a redneck have in common

"IM COMMING BROTHER"

I wrote nigger in autism.

I modelled autism script off hebrew and japanese.

can't watch red dwarf or go to vietnamese festival because i'm hung over at a mate's place

I am proud of myself.

i'm getting too old for this

ive been too old for this

since like 15

Then why do you keep doing it?

U r ur own god bud.

idk i get a chance to get plastered about twice a year

or chance to about 4 times a year, only take advantage of it half as often as i could

Once you hit 28 you get hungover from smelling beer

Welp

I mean yeah being able to do it doesnt mean you should.

Next thing you know your 40 with that mindset fucking a woman you didn't marry doing blow off of a asian traps ass.

IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!

i might be past 40 already

*fuck*

To late now do what ever you want.

maybe that's where i went wrong

Turning 40?

Yeah I would say so.

doing whatever i want

Shoulda offed yourself by 29

Oh.

Thats fair though.

Self control is a skill that requires practice.

Failing to develope it young leads to slips when you get older.

Also there are diff kinds of wants.

Long term wants and short term.

other people's control is more the control i've managed to avoid

Well its wise to keep an open mind and accept advice on merit and not on dogmatic obedience.