you're joking right?

I mean I think that’s how militias and cults start

Evenin'

Aye why no start one?

ye fuck it start a cult

Too lazy

Meh

Cults are for fags anyways

^

Grow yer own weed an that

No one at work can figure out what the fuck we're supposed to be doing, so in the pleasant situation of sitting around until someone gives me an order.

You need to be an established science fiction writer for decades before starting a cult

Sell it to the government an laugh at them arrestin other idiots buyin it

you can also be an upgraded version of shoko asahara

well i have some ideas for starting a cult but cant get stupid people hooked yet

@Data Pagan Have a book on cults. A lot of them start from nothing.

it depends if people will actually believe that shit cause every religion/cults are only faith and not facts

Like Scientology

at least those i know of

Just poof out of thin air

burn in hell fat anime jesus

I wish my cult was full of A list celebrities

if you base it about something they'll believe in it will prob work

The Heaven's Gate guy ran a bookstore after leaving the army, got jailed for holding onto a rental car, then moved to Oregon. That was his origin story.

Thethans

My minifridge is making hella noise, I'm kinda worried electricity is gonna arc into my bed and I'll get fried

Gotta get rid of them body thetans

Pretty sure the voltage on a mini fridge isn’t high enough to arc

Thank you for the reassurance

I want a mini fridge next to my bed that just holds pillows

cold pillows in the summer

😩

Wish I paid attention in Systems 3 otherwise I'd advise you

But fuck if I can remember how refrigerant systems work

Either way electrical arcs are not a part of the chilling mechanism

True

See its not the noise of the refrigerator running that scares me

Might be the condenser shitting itself

Or was it compressor...

the scratchy sound of a live wire

Nevermind