Hello everyone

Hard to bite through

But Walking Dead ones are so slow.

I'm assuming it would start among some feudal peasants,

Hiya Eden.

there are cars lying around everywhere in that show and nobody has started to wear the metal on them

Yeah would be peasant zombie hordes.

Hi dino

Be nobles and Soldiers who live.

So they would 'find' soon enough that only true men of faith (Teutons) could eliminate them

Like zombies in real life wont destroy civilization

And those within castle walls.

How are you doing Eden?

Zombies irl would get handled by the military with ease

The church would skew it for power, I'm sure

how did walking dead happen like nigga just stay away from the zombies

Gaining a ton more power under the the church's command

Yeah, how does the military always fall like.

In Left 4 Dead it made sense.

They explained it like.

Special infected wreaked shit.

I don’t remember what left 4 dead said

Basically the military couldn't handle the special infected.

Honestly the show was DOA for me cause of the tank in the first few episodes.

Like how did they get into a fucking tank?

And didn't prepare for the new ones as well.

And overwhelm it?

only zombie film I remember the military winning was Shaun of the Dead I think

Last of us has an interesting take on zombies

What's the boomer theme song

its just a soap opera for zombie fans now its wank

Yeah Shaun of the Dead just has the military rock up and start killing zombies.

Nice ending to it.

Walking dead is so awful

Shaun of the dead is a 10/10 film

CDC actually said Shaun of the Dead was probably the most realistic zombie movie

Simon Pegg is the best actor

https://youtu.be/LUZIQufgukA

Yeah having tanks and shit just be over run by slow weak zombies makes so little sense.

They left the door open I guess

Yeah the hatch was open and they let them slowly get on top of the tank and then into it.