god i wish that were me

>five items you'd put in a pentagram to summon me
Name them.

Dicks

Feels, feels, feels, feels and more feels

Five black dicks

Where's the fun in that?

Not be edgey??

Lol that guy that choked his dog got doxed, reported, told his friends, ended up having no friends, got beat up regularly, had to move.

Then he got beat up at the next school he went to

Kek

No choke doggo

You don't hurt animals. Wtf is wrong with people?

Look at this beautiful cst

No argument here bud

Cat

You couldn't pay me to punch Nic Catge

WHEN I WAS
A HOTHEAD
MY FATHER
TOOK ME ONTO HIS FLIGHT PLAN
TO MEET A MASKED MAN

Cats are assholes

i've got an asshole right over my left shoulder right now

fuck this asshole, she deserves to be bullied every moment she is alive.

but i still love her regardless.

If 😂 is so great why is there👎😂✌❓

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not a big rap fan but i appreciate some of the lyrics here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s88OHp8Px6Y

"I turn my head to the East, I don't see nobody by my side.
I turn my head to the West, still nobody in sight.
So I turn my head to the North, swallow that pill that they call pride.
That old me's dead and gone, but the new me'll be alright."

Dead and gone

Those feels when you tell women they are inferior to men

fuck you i respect women