Message from @Balkan Twat

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2019-01-27 13:58:48 UTC  

Aye that's perfect for the footballers

2019-01-27 13:58:53 UTC  

Carb load like mad

2019-01-27 13:59:03 UTC  

Macdonald's is great for bulking not healtht

2019-01-27 13:59:03 UTC  

he was completely right

2019-01-27 13:59:07 UTC  

But amazing for bulking

2019-01-27 13:59:14 UTC  

and tastes amazing

2019-01-27 13:59:29 UTC  

It's a good plan, fatten up the team you dislike but pretend you like team.

2019-01-27 13:59:54 UTC  

If you want to put weight on it's perfect

2019-01-27 14:00:00 UTC  

Trump knows how to cater to footballers

2019-01-27 14:00:02 UTC  

300 iq trump right there

2019-01-27 14:00:18 UTC  

Trump 4 Mod.

2019-01-27 14:01:26 UTC  

If I went to the White House and I got served fast food I wouldn't even be mad at all

2019-01-27 14:01:39 UTC  

That's the most American thing the president could have done

2019-01-27 14:01:59 UTC  

there's people upset about him doing it

2019-01-27 14:02:05 UTC  

and none of the people upset are the footballers

2019-01-27 14:02:15 UTC  

I know that's fucking great

2019-01-27 14:02:20 UTC  

They said they had a wonderful time

2019-01-27 14:02:21 UTC  

pretty sure the people upset just enjoy being upset

2019-01-27 14:02:52 UTC  

There are plenty of people who are constantly looking for a reason to disagree or feel offended

2019-01-27 14:02:52 UTC  

Jealousy.

2019-01-27 14:03:05 UTC  

Only thing that could have made that more American is if he had ordered an airstrike just previous to the fast food dinner

2019-01-27 14:03:35 UTC  

Ordered an airstrike on the loosing teams stadium

2019-01-27 14:04:01 UTC  

Imagine there was so many people crying about it, that Trump broguht mcdonlds for everyone in the US.

2019-01-27 14:04:15 UTC  

No

2019-01-27 14:04:19 UTC  

Mexico paid for it

2019-01-27 14:04:43 UTC  

@Hammond_of_Texas Why wasn't it Taco Bell then?

2019-01-27 14:04:57 UTC  

Mexico doesn't get to pay for what it wants

2019-01-27 14:04:58 UTC  

Duh

2019-01-27 14:05:27 UTC  

I can understand him getting 4 burgers

2019-01-27 14:05:36 UTC  

they're sooo small

2019-01-27 14:05:55 UTC  

Just like my penis

2019-01-27 14:06:38 UTC  

you should put that in a box

2019-01-27 14:06:57 UTC  

probably the footballer's girlfriends were pissed

2019-01-27 14:07:57 UTC  

When you get invited to the White House and think you're going to get a fancy meal but get McDonlds instead.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/539084150771023874/excuse.jpg

2019-01-27 14:08:31 UTC  

college footballers would've been bracing for fancy shit and pleasantly surprised

2019-01-27 14:08:39 UTC  

if not avoiding the dark stares of their coach

2019-01-27 14:09:26 UTC  

probably relieved that they didn't need to use the table manners lessons he gave them

2019-01-27 14:09:53 UTC  

I bet all of them got calls from their mum's before they went to be on their best behavior

2019-01-27 14:14:11 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/539085720904663041/downtown_america_soup.webm

2019-01-27 14:14:57 UTC  

_but look how extravagant 300 burgers on a table look like_

2019-01-27 14:15:16 UTC  

that entire story was a nothing hamberder