Message from @seacow117

Discord ID: 539327302635356160


2019-01-28 06:08:17 UTC  

@Pirate You give uniball a whole other meaning

2019-01-28 06:08:29 UTC  

Don't fix what isn't broken

2019-01-28 06:09:02 UTC  

dude the guy in the chair across from me today was on stage 4 testicular, messed my head round to meet him

2019-01-28 06:09:07 UTC  

My 1988 Ford isn't broken but it gets like 9mpg at best so that's a pretty flawed pov

2019-01-28 06:09:20 UTC  

9mpg

2019-01-28 06:09:39 UTC  

does gas come out the fucking exhaust?

2019-01-28 06:09:53 UTC  

7.5l V8, it just burns it all

2019-01-28 06:10:00 UTC  

Jesus

2019-01-28 06:10:20 UTC  

And it was built in a time when we didn't care about efficiency, we just added another gas tank.

2019-01-28 06:11:25 UTC  

thats sick

2019-01-28 06:12:05 UTC  

Looks like the type of car I'd want to drive through a glass house with

2019-01-28 06:12:15 UTC  

Did you just call that a car

2019-01-28 06:12:36 UTC  

Vehicle? Chariot of Helios? Drivey machine?

2019-01-28 06:13:00 UTC  

That's a car like that "it's ma'am" dude is a woman

2019-01-28 06:13:07 UTC  

🤔

2019-01-28 06:13:09 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/539327053741162496/image.jpg

2019-01-28 06:13:36 UTC  
2019-01-28 06:13:50 UTC  

My legs fuckin hurt

2019-01-28 06:13:53 UTC  

Gun that shoots guns that shoots guns which shoot bullet.

2019-01-28 06:13:58 UTC  

It's called a "truck" Rai

2019-01-28 06:14:09 UTC  

@Dino gungeon?

2019-01-28 06:14:12 UTC  

It drives mate

2019-01-28 06:14:21 UTC  

It’s a car

2019-01-28 06:14:30 UTC  

No

2019-01-28 06:14:33 UTC  

It's a truck

2019-01-28 06:14:38 UTC  

Car

2019-01-28 06:14:48 UTC  

Weird car

2019-01-28 06:14:54 UTC  

This is why I didn't vote for you

2019-01-28 06:15:05 UTC  

A bigger car.

2019-01-28 06:15:06 UTC  

This is no worse than trying to remember my retarded roommates pronouns

2019-01-28 06:15:12 UTC  

I’m just here to have fun

2019-01-28 06:15:17 UTC  

Same

2019-01-28 06:15:34 UTC  

I don't know why I'm here

2019-01-28 06:15:35 UTC  

fuck roommates. i need my own place

2019-01-28 06:15:42 UTC  

^

2019-01-28 06:15:51 UTC  

this cunt i live with is retarded

2019-01-28 06:16:02 UTC  

his poor dog though, neglect is an awful thing

2019-01-28 06:16:21 UTC  

Save the dog.

2019-01-28 06:17:56 UTC  

leaves the stove on at least twice a week overnight, has NEVER cleaned a single thing while i've lived here barring a 40 second rinse each day for himself, refuses to eat anything other than party pies, chain smokes in his room, full ice cream bucket of ash and butts. multiple cans of beans just with spoons in them in his room

2019-01-28 06:18:03 UTC  

every room in the house stinks heavily of something

2019-01-28 06:18:10 UTC  

*In the arms of an Angel*