you must have kids now

No

Being a dad looks pretty fun

I must study first

its a mix

I must be good chemist

so you can give your kids meth

I get to pretend to be inept while dicking around with my child

I have to at least get through uni before i get pregnant or i might get disowned <:GWqlabsKek:393085130219978752>

where is cow

Asleep

he has some families to ruin

I cannot

*dew it*

No

I am gud grill

Good christian wahman, no sex before marriage

It's the UK you guys have good social services right

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I mean if I *could* work in a top 1% job why wouldn't I? <:GWqlabsKek:393085130219978752>

don't become a welfare leech

because

when spellcheck doesnt work

I am clever and I would be sad if I did not get to be clever

so you dont finish your sentence

Why do some people not snore?

because uh

I don't unless I'm very ill.

I don't move in my sleep either

Very still and quiet

Basically dead

I remember kicking the shit out of my sister when I was younger

I had a nightmare

Yes I know why people *do* snore but why do some *not*

less "floppy" tissue

In my case it's probably the singing <:GWqlabsKek:393085130219978752>

yOu SiNg?!?!?

And my jaw doesn't fall back

Atticus why are you being mean to me

I'm nice