to this day, idfk how the fuck it got opened unless someone opened it then SPRINTED

@Hatter when I was maybe 15, my mom used a noise machine app on her phone. One night she used one that from my room sounded like a fucking swarm of bats in our attic. My dumbass didn’t know what it was and didn’t sleep at all

could've just been a drunk nigga

is everyone here from the uk?

me and coat are

Oh yea, one night my front door just opened at like 2am

idk about other plebbos

Offer them cake if they leave you alone, i hear spooks like cake

AMERICA MOTHAFUCKA

im from the usa

Everyone likes cake

True

And imma get some in two days

It legit scared the hell out of me, since then I got a pocket knife and a lock knife (oopsie illegal in the UK)

Cause I’ll be the birthday boy

I'm gonna go get cake from lidl tomorrow

and I p much keep one of those on my desk all the time

Because i can <a:shrug:535572106684137483>

carrot cake or gay

yOU GUYS INTO METAL?

caps

yeah actually

here is a good one

They do a carrot cake which is nice, but their chocolate cake is divine

@Hatter if you wanna get around laws in the UK, just go be Muslim

<https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1Ly3o7Cvwc&start_radio=1&list=RDK1Ly3o7Cvwc>

Might get carrot.

Or red velvet.

Or coffee and walnut.

@coattailsandbowties people who like carrot cake are sent from hell to spread their diseases to us normal folk

maybe tahts why I like reading spooky stories before bed

because I get forced to remember, it's just story

not real shit ;w;

also spook niggas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4BzGADlk7o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32cvCM4gZUs

@Atomikov faggot

Going to read some more then try sleep. See ya fags.

no

dont go

soup listen to that one