Message from @Daddy LongD!ck
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@Data Pagan how far along are you
@Hatter idk what country you live in, but here in America, a lot of people would love nothing more then to see an intruder outside
s c o t l a n
Put up a nice sign saying *pls no spook*
Fuckin pulling out Rocket Launchers for a noise in the backyard
I love America
We didn't really move far, so in my old house the same forest was more or less around the corner. I just lived 15 mins up the road from where I am now. and goddamn, I remember at 3 fucking am when I was home alone I heard my front metal gate swing open then the hatch get clicked
I look outside my window
*i won't come try exorcise the wood, pls no come scare*
gate is open
no cunts in my garden
i'm massive spook
3 spooky?
3am spooks nigga opening my gate then no one in my garden
kill the spook from inside
and like, it was a gate where you had to lift the latch to open
Just ask the spooks nicely to stick to their spook wood
to this day, idfk how the fuck it got opened unless someone opened it then SPRINTED
@Hatter when I was maybe 15, my mom used a noise machine app on her phone. One night she used one that from my room sounded like a fucking swarm of bats in our attic. My dumbass didn’t know what it was and didn’t sleep at all
could've just been a drunk nigga
me and coat are
Oh yea, one night my front door just opened at like 2am
idk about other plebbos
Offer them cake if they leave you alone, i hear spooks like cake
AMERICA MOTHAFUCKA
im from the usa
Everyone likes cake
True
And imma get some in two days
It legit scared the hell out of me, since then I got a pocket knife and a lock knife (oopsie illegal in the UK)
Cause I’ll be the birthday boy
I'm gonna go get cake from lidl tomorrow
and I p much keep one of those on my desk all the time
Because i can <a:shrug:535572106684137483>
carrot cake or gay
yOU GUYS INTO METAL?
caps
yeah actually
here is a good one
They do a carrot cake which is nice, but their chocolate cake is divine