Message from @Lyra
Discord ID: 539767544723144715
Bugger that I'll drive around and piss on ibrox AND celtic park
here
Want pumped?
or Glasgow science museum is free
@Shmeh Go to Glasgow Central station and pronounce the destinations.
You could buy some oregano and sell it to youngsters claiming its weed.
No
or yeh, just drive aboot and pish everywhere, whatever works
L-l-l-l-lyra
What's up? Did you have a text based stroke?
Aye
help
Um...I don't know how
Pfft
@Dandy Zerg fortunately I speak fluent drunk
@Shmeh You don't speak drunk ned.
You'll fukin sit there trying to learn the new language
Furry boots?
Dudes. I bought a new lighter today because lost mine somehow and it has ruger on it.
Show
GAAAAAAAY
No lie, that is pretty homo
Irish <:pepega:537028896437174292>
That's like...it reminds me of most people here
It’s so terrible but how can I not take the piss outta it
Lots of boiston folks do that unironically tho. And it hurts
Can't stay alive without potato <:pepega:537028896437174292>
The irish might be lucky, But what do you do when you run out of potatoes?
That's the point of the saying dipshit
It's an ironic phrase
It means they aren't lucky
^
Mongo
You gotta be pretty retarded to starve on an island surrounded by fish tbh.
@Trapmaker again mongo, they had no way to keep food back then
@Trapmaker you don’t know history do you cunt
So work is sending me to loaf 2 hours away. I gotta get on the road. I’ll see you shits in a few hours