All legit suggestions

Drinking

Pee on chrome rims

Bump some gear from a randomer in the toilet.

Go to gloryholes and drink pee

Might just do as the locals, buy some. Buckfast and fall about the street at 1pm

^

Go to McDonald's and make an Instagram post about how your enjoying a historically significant city.

@Shmeh Go to 4 corners and watch the 4 nations wage war on eachother. The goths, Neds, Homeless Junkies, and the rest of the general populace.

Make sure you get a cheeseburger too

The fucks a ned?

Scottish Chav

Football hooligan?

Scottish Slav

OI YOU LOOKIN AT MY BIRD

NAW

HOW NO

NED

Non
Educated
Delinquent

TRYING SAYS SHE UGLY OR SUTTIN

If I go with the 2 lesbeans they might kill someone

Less beans?

That some kind of racist?

take a glasgow city tour bus @Shmeh £14

#14 WHAT

or go the Kelvingrove Art Gallery which is still free i think

tbf its #16

Bugger that I'll drive around and piss on ibrox AND celtic park

here

Want pumped?

or Glasgow science museum is free

@Shmeh Go to Glasgow Central station and pronounce the destinations.

You could buy some oregano and sell it to youngsters claiming its weed.

No

or yeh, just drive aboot and pish everywhere, whatever works

L-l-l-l-lyra

What's up? Did you have a text based stroke?

Aye

help

Um...I don't know how

Pfft

@Dandy Zerg fortunately I speak fluent drunk