I can just cry and point at you

Job done

“Is that sexual harassment”?

That's how being female works right?

basically

Sweet

“He raped me” *guys life is ruined”

Do i get free shit too?

It’ll be assault if she cries hard enough

you get to sue yes

Awesome

I could use some money for a pizza

Imagine

I could use some money too

I can give you an alibi

you were too busy assaulting me to assault her

Wtf

pizzas for everyone

@Aya morning mate

“Women lies to police, tells them she got raped and sues man for pizza money”

morning knoblin

how's it hanging like

How you doing mate

But he was too busy assaulting me to be too busy assaulting you to assault me! @Aya

I’m grand like

shit she's got me

lol

Pizza isn’t for gluten intolerant people like me

yeah just had breakfast

nice so far

did you just assume I could eat pizza? @alabachter

Good to hear

Wrong @

any snow?

I wanted a maccas breakfast but also didn't want to leave my bed

Nah

condolences on your fake place to live

I despise mcdonalds

^