Message from @AstroTorch

Discord ID: 540229585594351629


2019-01-30 17:58:28 UTC  

furry profile pic

2019-01-30 17:58:30 UTC  

calls himself a chad

2019-01-30 17:58:30 UTC  

Jackie's daughter in the future

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/540229334498017291/download.jpeg

2019-01-30 17:58:33 UTC  

the weight would be from his gargantuan apple penis and the 30 pound dumbells hes carrying

2019-01-30 17:58:34 UTC  

Big money needs a big cc

2019-01-30 17:58:35 UTC  

this is beyond science

2019-01-30 17:58:41 UTC  

lmao

2019-01-30 17:58:42 UTC  

because he is chad apple

2019-01-30 17:58:47 UTC  

me having a daughter in the future

2019-01-30 17:58:49 UTC  

nice joke

2019-01-30 17:58:56 UTC  

yeah if i had a daughter

2019-01-30 17:59:00 UTC  

i'd be quite confused

2019-01-30 17:59:02 UTC  

you would struggle to carry your phone and all 36 of your batteries @JamieDG

2019-01-30 17:59:04 UTC  

because i cant have kids

2019-01-30 17:59:04 UTC  

Yeah you could have a daughter but you use iPhone so

2019-01-30 17:59:07 UTC  

but its ok cause they will all fall

2019-01-30 17:59:19 UTC  

android niggas are soyboys

2019-01-30 17:59:24 UTC  

he could have a daughter but he is too busy fucking everyone on the planet

2019-01-30 17:59:25 UTC  

iPhone = too rich for kids

2019-01-30 17:59:29 UTC  

Kys

2019-01-30 17:59:30 UTC  

2019-01-30 17:59:44 UTC  

and he doesnt need women for pleasure

2019-01-30 17:59:52 UTC  

"I OnLy UsE vAnIlLa AnDrOiD"

2019-01-30 17:59:54 UTC  

holding the iphone lets you cum at will @JamieDG

2019-01-30 18:00:12 UTC  

@Limmat I'm sorry Jackie, but...

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/540229762443116554/samsung-galaxy-chat-gt-b5330.jpg

2019-01-30 18:00:15 UTC  

Step up

2019-01-30 18:00:20 UTC  

Wrong again Niger

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/540229796408328202/IMG_20190130_130001.jpg

2019-01-30 18:00:34 UTC  

22 hrs turned off with battery out

2019-01-30 18:00:35 UTC  

lmbao

2019-01-30 18:00:35 UTC  

vro

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/540229859897770030/iphone-8-900x473-c.png

2019-01-30 18:00:42 UTC  

also 12 batteries needed

2019-01-30 18:00:50 UTC  

hot swap batteries

2019-01-30 18:00:56 UTC  

NIGGA

2019-01-30 18:01:00 UTC  

you could make a fucking gears of war game with battery changing

2019-01-30 18:01:01 UTC  

THESE NUMBERS DONT ADD UP

2019-01-30 18:01:01 UTC  

unironically whenever i've had an android phone the standby time has been garbage @JamieDG

2019-01-30 18:01:06 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/540229990558728203/unknown.png

2019-01-30 18:01:08 UTC  

active reloading with android

2019-01-30 18:01:18 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/540230039522902016/unknown.png

2019-01-30 18:01:28 UTC  

hahaha

2019-01-30 18:01:41 UTC  

Fuck curved screens