he wouldnt be sweating
im a chad
he has lightweight iphone
lowering his weight
why is my cc so big
furry profile pic
calls himself a chad
Jackie's daughter in the future
the weight would be from his gargantuan apple penis and the 30 pound dumbells hes carrying
Big money needs a big cc
this is beyond science
lmao
because he is chad apple
me having a daughter in the future
nice joke
yeah if i had a daughter
i'd be quite confused
you would struggle to carry your phone and all 36 of your batteries @JamieDG
because i cant have kids
Yeah you could have a daughter but you use iPhone so
but its ok cause they will all fall
android niggas are soyboys
he could have a daughter but he is too busy fucking everyone on the planet
iPhone = too rich for kids
Kys
and he doesnt need women for pleasure
"I OnLy UsE vAnIlLa AnDrOiD"
holding the iphone lets you cum at will @JamieDG
@Limmat I'm sorry Jackie, but...
Step up
Wrong again Niger
22 hrs turned off with battery out
lmbao
vro
also 12 batteries needed
hot swap batteries
NIGGA
you could make a fucking gears of war game with battery changing
THESE NUMBERS DONT ADD UP
unironically whenever i've had an android phone the standby time has been garbage @JamieDG
