I now know what peace is

*oh no the comfy chair*

I shall be expecting my cup of coffee at 11

@Papa Benz what time is it for you ?

i'd like to exchange my cup of coffee for a cup of chocolate milk

Been blessed by the Ramen gods and got 2 sachets for some extra flavour to my 🅱amen

5:30AM

Is that a medieval casting couch?

Fuck, east coast of the US ?

Yep

West coast gang, 2:30 am

Its 4 degrees fahrenheit and im loving the joint pain

Fuck playing hand egg all 4 years of high school

My "GF" is in Ohio and keeps complaining she's freezing

I mean it is -35

Ya, im glad I'm not getting fucked like you guys

not *yet*

Well if you live in california

You get fucked everyday

I live in Oregon

Double fucked

Remember that shooting that happened two years ago ?

Ye

Umpqua Community College

Gun ban i assume

My best friend went there and no, my town is as red as blended commie

When Obama showed up people held signs saying "Go back to Africa"

lel ombongo rekt

very nice

Yobama yeeted

brown man bad!

Brown man bad!

Pretty interesting day

Oh Cardinal, what are you if you wanna fuck a xenomorph ? Is that Scalie ?

xenophile

soooo... a Xen(y/ie)

also retarded

Nigga I'm glad you responded, thought my ass god put into the shadow realm or something

who fuckin cares

@coattailsandbowties CG ends today

i know