Quantity > Quality until it doesn't

Lorne sees a runaway train carriage moving toward five jokes on the tracks. Lorne is standing next to a lever that controls a switch. If Lorne pulls the lever, the carriage will be redirected onto a side track, and the five jokes on the main track will be saved. However, there is a single joke on the side track. What is the most ethical option for Lorne?

@Hatter have a smoke then to bring you back to earth

Popperzenficker @Sock Wizard

@Questgiver disgusting

Pulling the lever is lorniecide

Drift so he kills six jokes

ayy

wait

why am I a lorne now

@Mollusk Fudger-smacker!

Fuck

ive been turned into one of them

Everyone is lorne now

@Ruger Run the train over the 5 cunts, then shoot the last joke in the head

Pulling the Lever is Joke Murder

@Ruger

Oops, all Lorne now

hmm you run the risk of the carriage creating humour tho

<:thinkjim:437151534950645760>

that is the inherent paradox

I mean, 6 dead people are funnier than lorne

do you want me to play sicko mode or mo bamba?

Just accept it Ruger, sometimes Lorne can make a chuckle

yes but if lorne acts to do that he will have created humour

6 dead lornes.......a good start

but he does not act 5 jokes will die

by default

lorne will kill 5 jokes

and cling onto the final one

That's why he's always trying

for an unreasonably long period of time

the jokes were dead as soon as lorne was close enough for saving them to be an option

Lorne's presence gave combustion to the engine

but they will have died without lornes intervention

dead if he gets there

dead if he doesnt

"I watch anime for the tanks not the lolis" - Questgiver

I regret going mad with power, as this severe case of manflu is clearly karma

<@&418222362773684234> Rename the whiteys to 'Lorne' pls minions

wrong move lorne