It’s all Lorne now

the lorne ranger

Chads > Lornes tbh

I feel so forlorne

Lorne Star Hotel

@Papa Bear lorne is better than lorne? how does that work?

Its a lornish pasty

HEY NOW

<:pepega:536804203431985159> 📣 ***LORNE GETS IT***

your a rock star

You're a lorne now.

youre a lorne star

The fuck is that

Get your Lorne on go play

I Lorne you would say that

That's not a cornish pasty

Change your name to lorne today

Get that weak ass crimp out of here

so much lorne

fuck dude it smells like Lorne at my place

<:pepega:537028896437174292> 📢 **If we’re all Lorne, none of us are.**

A small Lorne of $1000000

Best pasties are Michigan pasties

im lorneing my part

@Papa Bear lorne

<:pepega:537028896437174292> 📣 ***the internet is for Lorne***

I’m Lorne Lorne Lorne and Lorne Lorne

there is no internet, only Lorne

What is this fresh autism

I am a faggot

@Hatter is that a fucking avenue Q reference?

hahaha

Finally

<:real:437117551089287180>

@Atomikov

@Data Pagan idk, something stupid.

@blazn_ doxxed

<@!266207066564198400> Lorne

@Questgiver yes

I was only nine years old. I loved Lorne so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Lorne every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Lorne is love", I would say, "Lorne is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Lorne. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Lorne. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "Humor is death". He grabs me with his powerful unfunny hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Lorne. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Lorne. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Lorne. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Lorne looks him straight in the eye, and says, "I'm actually funny". Lorne leaves through my window. Lorne is love. Lorne is life.