@coattailsandbowties tbh I wish I could be like Cousteau, buy an old small military ship, make it a research ship, and have at it.

Pretty sure we could fend off an alien attack with the sounds of a Japanese woman in bed

lmao

😂

But uh. I'd wife a Japanese woman in a heartbeat

https://www.instagram.com/p/BoMH8sFh26i/

@MrCuttlefish make it your retirement plan

Koreans reek of plastic surgery

No thanks

Pretty sure it's all makeup.

@Hammond_of_Texas is...is that a Mars Attacks! refrence?

She looks plastic

Pretty sure her jaw has been touched up

holy shit hammond

you're OLD

Korean skincare is ***mental***

Mars Attack is old shit dude

lmao

Nigga

You sure that’s not a RealDoll?

Not it's not

I love mars attack

Also they tape their jaws to get more definition.

@coattailsandbowties no it's not they just have mental plastic surgery problem in the country and extreme makup

I always hated the design of the martians they're so gross

korean makeup is wild

Tru

@coattailsandbowties Don't forget plastic surgery friend

The movie was gr8

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405407299440738324/529845622186967056/005.png

i do not trust asian makeup, they have too many tricks, eye tapes, jaw tapes etc, nose putty

@Cosmic That sounds fake aas fuck

**Fucking nose puddy**

@Cosmic I too like to pull 100% of my statistics out of my ass

@coattailsandbowties Let me know if the RN has any old minesweepers for sale so I can make Calypso mk II

I've watched plenty of japenese makeup vids

Titties

Hey look. That dress has a tit fuck slot